I know I've said it before, shopping makes me dizzy.
The Great Shopping Conspiracy. Deep in the air circulation system at your favorite (fill in the blank) __________Mart, Grocery Store, Superstore, Warehouse store or chain store is a secret chamber. It is in this chamber that a substance is released into the airflow. A substance that is specifically designed to affect human beings in very calculated ways. The substance is the mysterious Idiotium a colorless, odorless gas that affects the central nervous system of shoppers. Expose the male of the... Sign in to see full entry.