Warped thoughts for Friday, March 3, 2006

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Friday, March 3, 2006

I learned something by watching the news…

America stinks. That’s right, evidence clearly shows us to be a nation of stinkers. That is, if the commercial breaks are to be believed. During the news there must have been at least 47 commercials for air fresheners, freshening fans, sprays, candles, de-oderants (I’ll never get into that little black dress) and products to keep one’s feminine parts (if you are so equipped) fresh as a daisy. One products alternates between two different scents, supposedly so your nose won’t get accustomed to... Sign in to see full entry.

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I remember my first time.

Hunched up in the back seat of a ’59 VW Beetle zipping along the freeway, I was nauseous, felt my head spinning and on the brink of car sickness, I was digesting my first cup of espresso. Yes, ironically, it was in pre-Starbucks Seattle. We had gone into a little shop in the U district (University of Washington, home of everything new and cool in WA) and got a cup of espresso. My cousin was taking classes there and knew all the “in” places. My wife and I had gone to visit relatives over there,... Sign in to see full entry.

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