I’m calling my landlord.
The roof needs repair. There is painting to be done. Someone needs to take care of the lawn. Who ya gonna call? Well, certainly not ghostbusters, try the landlord. Oh, I forgot, I own my own house, I am the damn landlord. And a lazy one at that. Me: “Hey, landlord, the place needs some work!” Myself: “Is the roof down around your shoulders?” Me: “Well, no.” Myself: “Fuggedaboutit!” See what I have to deal with? I fear this year my lawn mower is going to fail to start. Every year I pray that it... Sign in to see full entry.