It was a Monday on Steroids
Once, I was in love with a paleontologist, but I had to quit seeing her, she insisted on digging up the past. My next girlfriend had a very unusual profession. She was a urologist specializing in testicular diseases. I know what you’re thinking, a real nut job, and you would be correct. Next, I hooked up with a Witch who was really into computers. She was trying to develop a spell checker, and would have succeeded, but when my dyslexia kicked in while entering a line of code for her, she turned... Sign in to see full entry.