Warped thoughts: I learned something by watching the news…

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Friday, March 3, 2006

I learned something by watching the news…

America stinks. That’s right, evidence clearly shows us to be a nation of stinkers. That is, if the commercial breaks are to be believed. During the news there must have been at least 47 commercials for air fresheners, freshening fans, sprays, candles, de-oderants (I’ll never get into that little black dress) and products to keep one’s feminine parts (if you are so equipped) fresh as a daisy. One products alternates between two different scents, supposedly so your nose won’t get accustomed to... Sign in to see full entry.

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