Warped thoughts for Saturday, March 25, 2006

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Catholic church goes mobile

Crapload News interviews Cardinal Kant Resist to find out what’s up in Holy Land. CLN: Cardinal, the church is in deep doo concerning all the molestation charges, and settlements are bringing the church financially to it’s knees, much the same way it’s victims were, any comments? Cardinal: While the church still officially refuses to admit any wrongdoing, we see fit to grant the monetary requests of the “offended” to, well, keep their yaps shut. Yes, this will cost a rather large small fortune.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Don’t ever let then see you sweat

Underarm perspiration is the pits. Huge wet circles on your clothes got you bugged booby? There is a solution you know, and it doesn’t involve smearing plaster of Paris from your ribs to your elbows and walking around like some modern day mummy. Yes, it’s true, I heard it on a radio commercial, and they wouldn’t lie, would they? The ad says something like, “excessive and persistent underarm perspiration is no laughing matter.” I suppose the humor involved depends on your point of view and... Sign in to see full entry.

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