It’s a warped world after all….
I went to buy glasses but the clerk was a Boa Constrictor which I thought odd until I remembered he was a see serpent. He gave me a good sale price but then tried to wiggle out of it. He wanted to shake hands to seal the deal but mine were the only ones shaking. So I went across the street to the ear doctor but he told me I only had six months to live. “How can that be?” I wanted to know. “Well” he said, “you already have hearing aids.” I thought I heard Rodney Dangerfield laughing somewhere on... Sign in to see full entry.