Checking the spee-mail.
I see in tonight’s Spam I have won a 42” plasma TV and at least two ipods. You know, I don’t even remember entering those contests. I have been pre-approved to be re-grooved and a Christian debt solution is at hand, brother. I can have a fuller head of hair and radiation proof underwear, shoelaces guaranteed not to knot and if my manhood is little I can get a lot. Drugs, lots of drugs, any drugs you want, no prescription needed or necessary even. Underarm hair straighteners, laser nose hair... Sign in to see full entry.