Warped thoughts for Saturday, March 5, 2005

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Saturday, March 5, 2005

Did you hear the one?

A priest, a nun and a camel walk into a bar. Which is ridiculous because bars are usually fairly large buildings and as such are easy to see, thus one should never walk into one. They stand there rubbing their noses when the nun says, “Gee, I’m kinda thirsty.” To which the camel replies, “Wanna hump?” Instantly the priest assesses them 40 Hail Mary’s each and as they start to serve their penance suddenly it starts hailing hail stones that bear a striking resemblance to the blessed virgin. Just... Sign in to see full entry.

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