How to tell if you live in a really crappy country.
First clue: Big, I mean really, really big pictures of the leader are everywhere, on the ends of buildings, billboards and they have jingoistic slogans such as “Kim Jong Il rules, baby!” slathered all over the place. Second clue: When the armed forces march they have an exaggerated arm swing, goose step or both in syncopation. Have you ever known a goose-stepping army to have won anything except the disdain of the countries they invaded? The Army that walks like idiots are idiots. Third clue:... Sign in to see full entry.