Did he say Panda Porn?
It is a dark world we live in. Some days nothing seems funny. Unless you work in a zoo and your job is to get Pandas to mate. Unlike rabbits, Pandas only come into “season” once a year. At that the window of opportunity is three days. After that another year of headaches for Mrs. Panda and Mr. Panda has to send out for more KY jelly. So the keepers have to get Mr. Panda in the mood so he will be ready when she is. Zookeeper to video store clerk: “Say, got any Panda Porn?” Clerk: “Um, have you... Sign in to see full entry.