I had some thoughts.
I left them laying around in the sun and they got warped. Why are they called fire engines? After all, they don’t start fires, they usually fight fires, so why aren’t they called fire suppression engines? Why do firemen wear bright yellow suspenders? To keep their bright yellow pants up. If firemen make jokes about what they do with their hoses, what do firewomen joke about? The firemen’s short hoses, of course. We had a stock watering tank on our farm. It didn’t look like an Army tank at all.... Sign in to see full entry.