Here’s the thing
I’m tired. Can’t think. Brain sluggish. Must…get…inspiration! I’ve found it much harder to write something funny than to bitch about something. But I really am not in the mood to do opinions right now, or, at least that’s my opinion. I wanted to be scintillatingly brilliant, cutting and oh so clever, but I fear if you looked into my brainial cavity right now it would resemble nothing more than plain oatmeal. No lumps even. I need a humor transfusion, stat! Quick, bring me a newspaper. Drat, all... Sign in to see full entry.