Things I was thinking at work.
Was the whirlpool bath invented by a Frenchman named Jaques Kuzzi? Since everyone (well, most everyone) likes to read in the bathroom, someone should invent toilet paper that is also a newspaper. Talk about getting wiped out by the financial section. When frogs talk about impending death (and you know they must) do they say, “I hope I don’t talk?” Are skunks reviled by perfume? It’s pretty cold out right now. This is where you say, “how cold is it?” And then I would say, “It’s colder than a well... Sign in to see full entry.