Warped thoughts for Sunday, January 27, 2008

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Sunday, January 27, 2008

Don’t squash the Walrus

Goo, goo kachoob. I never understood really whether the Walrus was Paul or Paul was the Walrus. Those were strange times, a lot like 5:93a.p.m. A bunch of angels were dancing on the head of a pen, then someone pushed the plunger, now it’s a holy mess. Strange is in this year, maybe that’s why the Chinese New Year will be the year of the Newt Gingrich. Speaking of strange, I hear Amy Whitehouse is going to rehab, yeah, yeah, yeah! Where have all the flowers gone? It’s winter idiot, they’re all in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Do you talk to your computer?

You know, “no…don’t do that!” And the ever popular, “now why’d you go and do that?” I would imagine at an office with multiple computer workstations, it must sound like an idiots convention. “Now where did I put that?” “Don’t you freeze up on me, you son of a Bill Gates!” “Delete? I didn’t hit the delete key.” “File not found, you stupid machine, its right there!” “No, no, no, I don’t want to load that page, I want to get rid of it!” It would be one thing if we were talking to our computers with... Sign in to see full entry.

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