How to kiss a porcupine.
What’s the hardest thing about French kissing a porcupine? Making sure you have the right end. I tried pan-handling the other day. I didn’t do too bad either, 47 handles in all, now if I just had a pan I could cook something. Someone asked my how my mind works. Frankly I think it just punches in and hangs around till quitting time. A Catholic, a priest and a nun walked into a bar owned by a dyslexic. He looked up and said, “I was talking to the duck!” I think perhaps this is “a blog too far”. Sign in to see full entry.