Warped (yes, again!) thoughts.
“Star Date, August 20, 2004, hmm doesn’t sound as impressive as 20.0497/b3*276BA@13.759Aq 3 ®™. Oh well, it will have to do. This is captain James T Kirk of the rental Starship Enterprise, we seem to have lost our internet connection and cannot continue the mission until we can log onto Mapquest to get new co-ordinates.” “Captain, we have a guest beaming aboard, should we adjourn to the transporter room, since we weren’t expecting company.” “Good idea Spock, Uhura sound the All Hands on Deck.”... Sign in to see full entry.