In the beginning.
Somewhere in the Pleistocene: An early morning board meeting of the Acme spear company is taking place. CEO Og steps to the podium (which is really an uprooted tree), clears his throat and speaks. “Meeting come to order. Today we talk about new spear. First spear really. R & D, what you come up with?” Bog stands, “Gentle cave persons, spear looking good, now need use!” Gog raises his hand, then offers, “Maybe brush teeth? Breath really bad, spear kill germs! 4 out of five dentists recommend... Sign in to see full entry.