Sunday, October 3, 2004
If ice cream made a noise, what kind of noise would it make? It would be a very n-ice noise or maybe the sound of a belt stretching? If a tree fell in the woods and no one was around, who would file the environmental impact statement? Was Saint Peter the patron saint of, well, you know what? If not, why is there no Saint Penis? We know which pearly gates he would guard. Standing at attention. A Viagra tattoo on his er, well, bicep. Deep down the moon is envious of the blue-green marvel of Earth... Sign in to see full entry.
Lawn Green
My back lawn is not a Bonanza, it is a weed-infested patch of ground that resembles a military munitions testing site. In an effort to make it level I sat on a small tractor all afternoon and drove backward in circles dragging the bucket until it is now somewhat level. I, as a result was somewhat dizzy. It must have been that dizziness (and the pint of Jack Daniels in the cup holder) that got me to thinking this would be a good place for a pond. Yeah, a pond. Now you don’t have to mow or water a... Sign in to see full entry.