Warped thoughts for Friday, September 10, 2004

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Friday, September 10, 2004

My glass is half full…

Mysteries of life. The question of the glass being half full. Mine is half full of liquid and half full of air. That is until I tip it on it’s side to look to see for sure, then my lap is half full. But that’s better than going off half cocked. What about that? If you are only half cocked, is it possible to get off? Er, excuse me, go off? Some of these wise sayings leave me flat. Like “look before you leap in front of a speeding pavement roller.” Shortly after Thomas Edison invented electricity,... Sign in to see full entry.

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