Warped thoughts for Monday, September 20, 2004

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Monday, September 20, 2004

Why I would never homeschool my kids.

Sorry it’s just not for me. I mean would you want your kids to have an idiot smartass for a teacher? A lesson on Einstein might go like this – “Einstein’s theory of relativity says you can’t marry your relatives unless you are a famous physicist.” Or the discovery of fire. “Og, what you think, fire have use?” “Yes, but not for toilet paper, me certain of that now. Got ice?” How about this explanation of the multiplication tables. “Those are the little tables we put in the bunny hutch.” You don’t... Sign in to see full entry.

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