Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, May 28, 2019

Bed rest

A patient is admitted at the clinic for backache.The doctor examines him: " Complete bed rest'', prescribes the Dr. After a few days the doctor comes to visit the patient, he is walking around in the ward: ''Gentleman, why are you not in bed?I told you to rest'', he reproaches the patient "Sorry, I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 27, 2019

Mission

An Indian scientist named Sardar wants to be different from others.So, he plans to go for a mission on the sun.He imparts his idea to his superiors ''But how will you go there?You'll be roasted with heat", warns one of his colleagues "No,we'll go when it is raining'', insists Sardar Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 26, 2019

Make a horse drink

A boy is rearing a horse.One day he takes it to the river to drink. The horse smells the water but refuses to drink.The boy's father who sees this asks him: "'What's the matter dear? "Look at this animal.It does not want to drink water",complains the lad "'Well my son, you can take a horse to the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, May 25, 2019

Winking Eyes

A fellow having the bad habit of winking at women dies,Before dying he makes a request to donate his eyes.THey are removed and kept in the eyes bank. A few months later they are implanted in a driver who loses both eyes.The operation is successful.One day, the guy is walking on the road and winking... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 22, 2019

'Package

A client goes to the post office with several packages.After weighing them the clerk tells him: ''It wil cost a lot to send them" '"Yes but I have heard that the post office offers a good package for packages.Don't you have a cheaper package?',asks the client "'Sorry Sir.There is only one package'',... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 20, 2019

Milkman v/s Powder milk industry

What is the difference between a milkman and a powder milk industry? A milkman adds water to milk while a powder milk industry removes water from milk Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 19, 2019

Icing sugar

A woman needs icing sugar at night.All the shops are closed.So, she knocks the door of his neighbour: "'Sorry to disturb you?May i have some icing sugar?" "'Just too bad.My refrigerator is out of order.I can't prepare icing sugar" replies her neighbour Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 16, 2019

Stale news

One day a reader does not get his daily paper.The next day when he goes to buy it the seller tells him: "Do you want yesterday's paper Sir?'' "No, the news are stale.If a bread is stale you can heat it and eat.But can you do that for newspaper?''he brings out Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 14, 2019

Persona non grata

An individual who has committed several frauds is declared persona non grata in a particular country.However, due to his good conduct after a long period he is now a persona grata.One of his friends who is stupefied asks him: "'How did you become a persona grata from a persona non grata?" "Well,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 10, 2019

Rewind

A centenarian is on the point of dying.The death angel approaches him asking: "My dear respected senior, do you have any wish?"' "'I pray God to rewind my life"' he requests Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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