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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Letter to God

Two lunatics are discussing in a psychiatric hospital: ''What are you doing?''asked the first one 'I'm writing a letter''replied the other one ''To whom?''the first patient questioned ''To God?''he replied ''And what are you writing?'' asked his inmate ''I am asking Him to lend me His throne so that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Heart or hands

A gardener tells his boss: ''I assure you Sir that I've performed my duty with all my heart'' ''False!'' exclaimed the boss ''Why/''asked the gardener stupefied' ''Because your hands are dirty''he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Divorce

An old man whose only son is studying in USA phones him and says: ''My son I'm really fed up with all the miseries inflicted by your mother.I can't endure it any more.It's final.We are getting divorced'' His son is overwhelmed:''Please dad don't take any step in hastWait for me..I'm coming home... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Error

During a squabble in a couple the woman was stupid vociferates to her husband: '' Had I known that you are an alcoholic I would have preferred to remain a spinster'' '' You must be grateful to me.Where would you have found a silly man to match with you?''retorted the husband Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 25, 2017

History

During a history class the teacher was talking about Mahe de Labourdonnais, a famous governor. After the lecture the teacher asked a question: ''Is Mahe de Labourdonnais still alive? ''Yes Sir''replied a student ''Where did you find him?''continued the teacher ''Yesterday I went to Port- Louis.He... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 24, 2017

Mud bath

A guy who was in his mid forties went to the hospital for a medical check up.The doctor told the patient that he was severely ill and that he would die soon.The chap asks if the medical officer can do something to cure him: ''You just have to take mud baths'' advised the physician ''Will I get well... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 23, 2017

Mortuary van

A mortuary van collided against a pedestrian ''Please take me to the hospital immediately i don't want top die.I have a wife and two children'' he insisted ''But we are going to the graveyard'' replied the driver Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 22, 2017

Sister-in- law

During a quiz competition the animator asked this question: ''How do we call a nun who has just passed her bar exam?'' I let you answer the question till Monday Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 21, 2017

Prohibited fishing

A coast guard calls a man fishing in a prohibited zone: ''Do you know it's forbidden to fish here?'' ''I'm not fishing.I'm just saying hello to the fish'' replied the guy Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 20, 2017

Smuggling

A customs officer posted at the Peruvian border saw a man coming with a handcart loaded with two sacks.But when he asked him to open them there was only sand inside.It continued for a week and the officer could not arrest him for any charge. After a few years he met the guy in a bar: ''I know you... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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