Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, July 6, 2017

Traffic jam

An employee reached work late: ''Is this the time to come?'' asked the boss "Sorry boss there was traffic jam on the road'' he explained "Traffic jam? What's that?.I've heard of apple jam, guava jam,peach jam, pineapple jam but never heard about traffic jam'' retorted the boss Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 5, 2017

General Knowledge

In the class the teacher puts a question on general knowledge: ''Who invented telephone?'' "It must surely be a mathematician.But I don't remember his name"replied one pupil ''How can you say that?''asked the teacher. ''Sir because there are numbers on it''reasoned the pupil. ' Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 4, 2017

The dentist

A man was suffering from toothache.He went to see his dentist.After examining his mouth the dentist told him: ''Sorry Sir.Your tooth is completely decayed, it can't be treated.It has to be extracted'' ''Ok.Agreed but you must replace it'' said the patient.. Since the dentist was in a hurry he fixed... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 3, 2017

In the street

A man walking along the street asks a woman: "Hvae you seen a police officer?'' ''Why?'' asked the woman ''Because I want to carry your bag'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 30, 2017

At the asylum

A patient is just admitted at the mental asylum.He had hardly been admitted he cries: ''My God, it's a world of madness' ''You are mistaken.It's the garden of Eden.I'm St Peter'' retorted another patient ''Oh! But you look rather like Lucifer'' replied the newly admitted one. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 29, 2017

The poacher

A poacher was caught walking along the beach with two lobsters in his hands by the coast guard.Immediately he stopped him: '' It is not permitted to catch lobsters in this zone'' '' But they are mine Sir.I am taking them for a swim.When I whistle they will come back'' he replied ''OK. put them in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

RMO/MRO

A foreign patient was sick.He went to the hospital for treatment.Entering the consultation he saw a man with a white apron: ''Are you the doctor?" she asked ''Yes ma'am.I'm a RMO( Registered Medical Officer).How may I help you?"said the doctor ''Dr, I have severe abdominal pain'' she replied ''OK.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 25, 2017

Road works ahead

A driver was speeding in his car when suddenly he saw this sign on the road: 'Drive slowly road works ahead'. But he continued to drive at the same speed till he was stopped by a cop a few kms ahead: ''Sir, haven't you read the sign about road repairs?'' ''Yes officer, but I see only workers sitting... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 23, 2017

Apole tart

An old man is at his deathbed.His son is sitting beside him.Suddenly he gets a delicious smell of apple tart in his nostrils: ''Will you please bring me a piece?'' he tells his son ''Of course father!'' replies the boy. The son goes to the kitchen but returns empty-handed: ''Mom says that the tart... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 22, 2017

The funeral

An old man's wife died and he organised the funeral.After the burial thunder and lightning was bombarding the graveyard.The priest stared at the widower saying: '' I think God is angry with her.She might be in hell'' ''Well it's her problem'' replied the old man Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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