Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Three wishes

The boss of a company went to the restaurant with his two secretaries.While they enjoying lunch a genie appeared and granted then three wishes. ''I want to go visit the eight wonders of the world'' said the first secretary.It was granted ''I want to go shopping in the greatest mall of the world''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The hare and the tortoise

All of us must be knowing this story.But this time it has a different ending The hare invited the tortoise for a revenge race Everyone bet on the hare. All animals gathered to see this return match. The cock sang to start the race. The hare was still affected from the loss of the last time.So, this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 19, 2017

Beard competition

A beard competition was organized by the Grow your Beard Society. Many persons stopped shaving their beard to participate in the contest. But the Barbers' Association protested: ''My friends what will happen to our profession if people stopped shaving/''exclaimed the president. '' Don't worry there... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 18, 2017

Milkshake

What is the consequence of an earthquake which strikes a cow pasture? Milkshake or cow shake? Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, June 17, 2017

12 inch long nose

During an anatomy class the tutor put a question to the students: ''Have you ever seen a 12 inch long nose?'' ''It must be an elephant'' replied one student ''No, it does not exist because it's a foot'' emphasized the tutor Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 16, 2017

Oblivion

A client went to the supermarket for shopping.Having purchased all the required goods he returned home.But on arrival he realised that the packet of rice was missing. ''I must have forgotten it'' he thought The following day he went again to the shop with his receipt ''Sorry, I forgot my rice bag... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, June 15, 2017

The zoo

A father took his son to the zoo for the first time.After having visited all the animals snide the boy was fascinated by their world: ''Father can I ask you a question/'' he said ''Of course, my son'' replied dad ''Why are these creatures encaged here?'' continued the lad ''Because they are a united... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

The War

The army was recruiting young people to train them to defend the country.After the training war was declared.Few of them were selected to fight for their country. When they were in the camp they heard a detonation before beginning of the war. Suddenly one of them was so scared that he died of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, June 13, 2017

The church

A newly appointed pastor was posted in a church in a very remote village.As he did not know the way and was lost he decided to ask for help: ''Can you show me the way to the church please?''he asked two drunkards. ''Follow this street and then turn left and then right'' they told him using foul... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, June 12, 2017

Imaginary feelings

A couple goes to see the family doctor.Both are worried about the husband's health. ''Dr, we want to know the truth.What's his problem exactly?''questioned the woman ''Rest assured my dear ma'am.Your husband does not have any disease.He thinks he's ill, that's all! A week later the wife calls the... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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