Cow & Milk
What does a pampered cow give? Spoiled milk Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Friday, June 9, 2017
Boiling cat
Jenny is sitting with her mother in the corner of the fire near the chimney.Pussy who is sleeping on its cushion starts to snore.Jenny panicked cries: ''Mom, mom the cat is boiling'' ''But where is the kettle?''asked her mother Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Toothache
The king is suffering from toothache.The dentist tells him '' His Majesty, you must change the crown'' ''Oh! Never'' replies the king Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, May 30, 2017
Psycho path
Which path do crazy people take to go to the mental hospital? The psycho path Sign in to see full entry.
Under 'C'
During an international conference on fishing the organiser put a question to a Minister of Ocean & Fishing: ''Why do all the fish from your country have a bad report?'' ''Because they are under''C'', he replied Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, May 29, 2017
Small or big surprise?
A man enters a shop to buy a pen: '' I want to offer my wife a pen, it's her birthday ''Well, you want to give her a small surprise'' says the seller ''Exactly, a very big surprise, she's expecting a limousine'' Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, May 27, 2017
Sharing
Why don't clams share? Because they are shellfish Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 24, 2017
Car breakdown
A woman reaches home after shopping.Her husband is watching a foot match on the TV: ''Darling ther's a problem with the car.It's no longer starting'' ''A problem? With my car?Is it a breakdown? ''I think there is water in the carburetor'! she replied ''What nonsense?How can there be water in the... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, May 21, 2017
Yang seT kiang
A couple went canoing in the river Yang Tse Kiang.They were arguing about the pronunciation of the word.As the river was rough the canoe was drifting.They asked the boatman: ''Can you tell us where are we?'' ''On the verge of death'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, May 17, 2017
Double the words
Two old persons are conversing: ''Do you know women pronounce averagely 30000 words daily and men 15000?'' declares the first guy. '' Of course, you must always repeat twice the same thing'' explained the other one. Sign in to see full entry.