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Sunday, January 7, 2018

Treasure box

A poor man was passing near the statute of Jesus.Suddenly he discovered a box lying near the feet of Jesus.Picking it up he opened the box.The fellow was stupefied to see glistening diamonds inside: "Thank you my Lord.Keep the box for next time"he uttered Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 6, 2018

Holidays

Now that holidays are over all students will have to go back to school: "Just too bad my friend.Good times are gone.Now it's time to study"Ranveer told his friend "Dopn't worry.Rainy days are coming'' Himesh consoled Ranveer Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 5, 2018

Don-key

In Spain a farmer goes to buy a donkey at the farm.But on reaching there he is disappointed because the stable door is locked: "For God's sake where's the key?" he asks the assistant "The key is with the don"replied the assistant Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 4, 2018

Mental servicing

A doctor was having twinge of conscience for having sexual intercourse with a patient.He went to see the a psychologist as he was having severe depression: "Don't think too much about it.You are neither the first nor the last doctor to have done it'' reassured the psychologist. "But however hard I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 3, 2018

The surgeon

A man who was suffering from hydrocele went to see a surgeon: "I have examined your problem.You need an urgent surgery" "Dr, I'm afraid of operations.Don't you have other options?"asked the patient. 'Well, i suggest that you buy a wheelbarrow to transport your bulky scrotum'advised the surgeon Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 1, 2018

The shoes

On the occasion of Christmas Leo told his father: "This year I've written to Santa Claus about a new gift.I want a modern robot" "OK. You must polish your shoes and put it under the bed'' advised dad. "But my shoes are torn father"replied Leo "So, it's better to change your demand.Ask for a pair of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 31, 2017

Key to success

During a seminar on education the rector of the college declared: "My message to all of you students is to look for the key to success" After a few days a student went to the key maker and asked: "I need the key to success" "Sorry,I don't have it.But there is the passkey"said the seller Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 30, 2017

New Year resolution

During the end of year party of a company all the participants are invited to give a speech.Now it is the turn of an employee who likes to booze a lot: "My friends thank you to have given this opportunity to speak.All of you must be expecting a good resolution for the next year to stop drinking.But... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 29, 2017

Pair of trousers

A man goes to the tailor to have a pair of trousers sewn.But the cloth is insufficient: "Sorry I can't prepare your trousers.I need more cloth" 'No problem.I'll give you the right side.Just add the left one.It will be complete'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 27, 2017

The blade

King Arthur was going to the war.He prepared his army but he left a few of the soldiers at the palace for security purposes under the responsibility of his confidant Anthony.Before leaving he put a blade in the cunt of the queen so that nobody approaches her during his absence. After a week he was... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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