Food is more important to me than air

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Saturday, December 16, 2017

No candles

Julian was born at midday.So, the family decided to celebrate his birthday at the exact time. While preparations were being carried out Julian noticed something missing: "Hey dad where are the candles?They are not on the cake.Have you forgotten them?" 'But it is still daylight my son'' replied his... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 15, 2017

Mother-in -law

A woman asks the doctor about her mother -in-law Dr I'm begging you don't leave me in worries..Tell me the whole truth!" "Yes but you can be shocked"replied the medical officer" ''It's OK.I want to know!"she continued "Won't you feel discomfortable?questioned the doctor "No" said the daughter-in -... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 13, 2017

Petroleum

In a country which is preparing to celebrate Christmas and New Year the government announces: "The celebrations may be perturbed due to a shortage of petroleum in the country" After hearing this news a drunkard tells another friend: "I'm not bothered the least.As long as there is alcohol we don't... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 12, 2017

Watchman

A candidate who was participating in a final examination did not have a watch.The invigilator noticed it.He questioned: "Where is your watch?How will you allocate the time for questions?'' "Only the watchman wears a watch.Besides you are the timekeeper'' he replied Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 11, 2017

Free trip

A taxi driver was conveying a passenger to a far destination.Suddenly the car stopped on the road due to a mechanical failure: "Sorry Sir.Can you help by pushing the vehicle to start the engine again?" he asked the client "OK. I can do it provided you don't charge me anything for the trip" he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 10, 2017

CD ROM

All of us are now busy preparing for Christmas which is at the doorstep.A litle girl sent an e-mail to Santa Claus: "Father Christmas this year I want a specail gift from you.Can you give me a CD ROM please? "Hi, my little darling.I have taken note about your gift.But you must have patience because... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 8, 2017

Leave no trace

A man receives a telegram informing him that his mother- in- law is dead: "Do you want to bury or incinerate her?" "I've already her daughter and property.Don't take chances.Burn her and throw away the ashes in the river so that she does't return Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 7, 2017

The Road Traffidc Officer

A police officer posted on the road whose job was to give traffic signals to vehicles resigned: "Why do you want to stop after so many years of service?"asked his boss "You see my wife complains that while sleeping at night I continue to be on duty.She gets too many slaps.It's better for me to join... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 6, 2017

The circus

A little boy goes to the circus for the first time. Seated on his sofa he is admiring the different shows.Now it's the turn of the fire eater.On seeing him blowing fire out of his mouth the lad cries: "That man is on fire.Call the fireman to save him" Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

The camera

After a hold up in a bank the police visioned the camera footage.However,there was no image at all.The manager of the bank informed the company which had installed the apparatus for repairs.A week later it submitted its report: 'Camera no longer effective.Cataract detected.Refer to ophthalmologist... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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