Food is more important to me than air

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Friday, January 19, 2018

Watchmaker

A woman goes to the watchmaker for repairs; "Yes ma'am.How may I help you? 'My watch has no second hand.Can you do something about it?'she asked "Sorry ma'am.I don't have one to replace it.Besides it's not important.You just have to pronounce' tic tock' " he suggested Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 18, 2018

Fake revolver

A group of burglars barge into a bank; "Hands up everybody.It's a hold up"warns one of them Moving in the direction of the cashier and threatening him with a fake revolver the leader vociferates: "Come on quick.Empty the cash box or else you're a dead man''. Having noticed that the weapon is fake... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Workshop

A teacher tells his wife: "Darling tomorrow I won't go to work" "Will you stay at home?"she asked "No, my dear.I will attend a workshop"he said "What?You are going to work at the shop?"intoned his wife "I'm neither going to work nor the shop but the WORKSHOP " he clarified Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 16, 2018

Mountaineering

During the school holidays Michael and his son went out for mountaineering.When they reached there he asked his son: "This mountain is very dangerous to climb.Will you be able to go up?" 'Yes dad.But I 've a question"pointed out the boy 'What's that?'continued Michael 'Dad if you fall down on the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 15, 2018

Boiat on the road

During the rainy season it was pouring so heavily that the roads were flooded with water making them impracticable.A driver who was stuck on the road called the traffic officer: "Sir, may I leave my car on the roadside and call a boat company?" "What are you out of your mind?"asked the cop "Look how... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 13, 2018

The cobbler

A woman left a pair of shoes for repair at the cobbler.He told her to collect it a after a few days.She returned after a week; ''Hi, are the shoes ready?"she asked ''Of course ma'am"he replied "Fine.Give t to me"she requested "Sorry ma'am.My wife found it so superb that she's wearing it for her... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 12, 2018

Sweet potatoes

A woman tells her husband:' "Darling do you like sweet potato cakes?" "Of course"he replied "Then go to the market to buy it"ordered the wife. But when the guy goes there he finds potatoes only.On returning home he says: "Sorry sweetheart.There are potatoes only.I've bought a kilo" "You idiot!.How... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 11, 2018

Turkey

A tourist goes to Turkey.While roaming on the streets he sees a big bird flying high in the sky.He stops a passerby and questions him: "Excuse me Sir.How do we call this bird?" " It's known as turkey"replied the guy. "How come is it in Turkey?Usually it's in America"he pointed out "Which country do... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 10, 2018

Lip stick

Sheila who likes to do make up is talking to her friend; "Yesterday I spent a nice time at the mall.A shop was offering huge discounts on marvellous lipsticks.So i bought as many of them as I could" "But I prefer to look natural.I don't understand why nowadays women like to apply sticks on their... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 8, 2018

The monk and his key

In a remote village lived a monk.He dwelled near a big forest where there were many monkeys.One day a primate entered the monk's house in search of food through the window.It screamed so loudly that a neighbour heard the noise.He wanted to drive away the ape but the house was locked.So, he couldn't... Sign in to see full entry.

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