Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Live porn-

A young couple boarded the bus and took the last seat at the far back.The driver who was looking at them lost control of the vehicle and landed the bus in the canal.The police proceeded with an inquiry: "How did it happen?" ''Well, while watching at the back I saw a love making scene.I was... Sign in to see full entry.

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The footballer

While sleeping near his wife a footballer was dreaming that he was playing soccer.Suddenly he kicked his wife's butt: "OMG! Are you out of your mind Gary?'she cried "Sorry Laura.Your butt looked like a ball in the dream"he apologised "Fuck up.And what about my pussy?Did you find it like a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 24, 2017

Genius

The boss of the criminal department convoked two detectives who resolved a murder case within a few days; "Well, I'm a genius' boasted the boss "How?"asked the detectives "By hiring employees like you"he clarified Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 23, 2017

Finish what you've started

Ned is playing football with his father.Suddenly, he wants to go to the toilet: "Dad may I go to the loo?" "No Ned when you start something you must finish it"replied his father. At the end of the match he goes to the toilet.Afterwards his father goes saying: "Ned is it you who has finished the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 22, 2017

Bat's eyes

A patient whose eyes were completely destroyed due to an accident was seen by the ophthalmologist; "Sorry Sir, I can only do an enucleation to save your eyes.After that you will need a grafting"proposed the doctor Having consented to undergo surgery the grafting was carried out successfully with a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 21, 2017

Double charge

A tramp went to the barber with long, untidy disheveled hair: "How much does it cost for a hair cut?" he asked. "Well, in your case it is double fee-Rs 200"explained the barber "But I have only Rs100'' pointed out the tramp "Yes, but I will trim only half the hair" emphasised the barber Sign in to see full entry.

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The barber

A tramp went to the barber with long, untidy dishevelled hair: "How much does it cost for a hair cut?" he asked. "W Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 19, 2017

Auto stop

A tourist and his girlfriend who lost their way were doing auto stop.The guy stopped every car that was passing by but not a single one slowed down "Just wait and see"suggested the girlfriend. She unbuttoned her blouse and pulled her frock till her thighs: "Lift please''she shouted. Immediately a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 18, 2017

Bike riding lesson

A little boy was learning to ride a bike accompanied by his father.Suddenly he fell off the cycle.The bike was extremely damaged. He started crying: "Don't cry my son.In fact you must fall down to know riding.All of us have gone through this phase'' pointed dad "All right.Will you buy a new bike for... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 17, 2017

Honey

Tony was feeling horny.But he could not find a woman to relieve himself. "Drink some honey.You'll feel good"advised his friend Romy ''But I don't have money at all to buy it " he replied "Just too bad that your girlfriend Sonnie has ditched you" remarked Romy Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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