Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Golden handshake

An officer going to work meets a colleague who extends his hand for handshaking: "Sorry pal.Don't do that",warns the officer. "What's wrong?',asks the colleague "Because I will get a golden handshake'', he affirms "Are you kidding?",questions the guy. "No, it's Covid 19",points out the officer Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 18, 2020

Hippocratic Oath

A patient who is being treated by the dermatologist tells the doctor: "Dr,I have been following treatment with you since five years but my skin ailment is not yet cured.Why don't you give a drug to cure it completely?" "Unfortunately it has not yet been discovered.Even if such a medication exists I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 16, 2020

Tighten the belt

Due to the prevalence of corona virus the Prime Minister of a country announces In Parliament: '' It's high time to tighten the belt' "What about those who do not wear belts?", asks an MP "They must tighten their waists'',replies the PM Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 2, 2020

29th February

Jumeira was born on a 29th February. "Just too good'',affirms her husband. "What's so good about it?'',she questions. ''I will save money'', he replies "In what way?", Jumeira continues. "I have to buy a gift only on leap years", brings out her husband Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 20, 2020

British history

During the history class the teacher puts a question to Clyde: ''When was wedding of Prince Charles and Lady Diana celebrated?" "No idea Sir", he replies "Why?''", asks the teacher "Because I was not invited",says Clyde Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 17, 2020

Love

On the occasion of St Valentine a radio organises a quiz competition for couples: ''Do people rise or fall in love?"asks the animator. "They rise after falling"', replies a woman Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, February 14, 2020

Bodyguard

A fellow reaches home after work.He finds a man muscularly built in the company of his wife in bed.Stupefied he shouts: "Hey what's that?What is he doing here?'' "I have decided to employ a bodyguard to protect myself against domestic violence"',replies the woman Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, February 11, 2020

Valentine's gift

A lover asks his girlfriend: "What gift do you want for St Valentine?" ''i need something very precious", she replies "Come on tell me'', he continues "Your heart", says the girlfriend "But how will I live without it?"'he questions Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 3, 2020

Cake with candles

As Bob's birthday is forthcoming his mother proposes: "I will prepare a cake with twelve candles for you" "No mom. I want twelve cakes with one candle", requests Bob Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 28, 2020

The rope

A depressed fellow tries to hang himself but unfortunately the rope breaks and he falls down.The police inquires about it: "But how did you fall down?'' "The rope was not strong enough', he replies ''Óh! these ropes nowadays.There is no guarantee ", sighs the policeman ' Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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