Food is more important to me than air

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Monday, June 4, 2018

TV operator

Long ago when only a few people possessed TV sets many village halls were provided with a television for entertainment.It was under the responsibility of the TV operator. One day a crowd was gathered in a village hall to watch TV but the operator was absent: "Call a doctor to operate the TV" shouted... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, June 3, 2018

Get well soon!

A schoolboy who was sick was taken to the doctor.After examination and prescription of medication the medical officer tells him; "Get well soon my boy!" "But I don't want to"replies the boy ''What?You want to remain ill'asks the doctor ''Yes because I don't like going to school"replies the lad Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, June 1, 2018

Disco Eyes

A boy is suffering from conjunctivitis: "Why are your eyes red?"asks his friend. 'I went to the disco last night"he replies 'So, you are having disco eyes"concludes his pal Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2018

Necktie

The boss of a company tells his manager; ''Why don't you wear a tie on duty?" "Because I'm a free man.I don't like to tie my neck"he replies. ''Ok.Let me set you free from the job also''intones the manager Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 28, 2018

Newspaper

A man is reading his newspaper in the train.After a few minutes he falls asleep.On waking up he can't find it: 'Have you seen a newspaper around?' he asks a nearby passenger "I've seen a paper but without any news in it"replies the passenger. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 27, 2018

The tailor

A man goes to the tailor; '' I want you to sew a coat for me"he tells him. ''Of course.Let me see your cloth" After measuring the cloth the tailor exclaims: 'The cloth is insufficient.I will have to cut the coat according to your cloth" Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 25, 2018

Watchman/Watchdog

In the class the teacher puts a question: "What is the difference between a watchman and a watchdog?" "There's mno difference because most of the time it's the watchdog who watches the watchman"replies the pupil. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

The clerk

A patient goes to the hospital on appointment.He hands over his card to the clerk who asks him to sit and wait for his turn.After half an hour feeling bored he goes to see the clerk: "Excuse me hasn't the doctor arrived yet?" "The doctor will be late"replied the clerk "Why?"aks the patient "Because... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 21, 2018

Ascot

Teacher:What is an ascot Pupil:The cot of an ass Teacher:Do you want a kick in your ass? Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 20, 2018

Spring rolls

A customer goes to the supermarket to buy Spring rolls.As he can't find it he asks the salesgirl: "Where are Spring rolls" ''Sorry Sir.It's out of stock" "When will it be available?,"continued the client. "We are still in summer.You'll have to wait till next spring" she replied Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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