Mouth freshener
A person who does not clean the mouth properly emanates a foul smell when breathing out.His wife suggests: ''I think you need an air freshener" "No, a mouth freshener"he replies Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, August 13, 2018
Sunday, August 12, 2018
Hair competition
A company dealing with hair products launched a hair competition with an interesting prize to the participant with the most beautiful hair. After the closing date the winner was announced.But after a few days it was discovered that he cheated as he wears a wig: "You are hereby being disqualified",... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 10, 2018
Paying toilet
A person who is in the town wants to piss.He looks for a public toilet but he finds only a payable one,As he has no money to pay he asks the attendant: 'May I use the toilet and pay you later?'' ''For credit come tomorrow", replies the attendant Sign in to see full entry.
Paying toilet
A person who is in the town wants to piss.He looks for a public toilet but he finds onlya payable one,As he has no money to pay he asks the attendant: 'May I use the toilet and pay you later?'' ''For credit come tomorrow", replies the attendant Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, August 9, 2018
At the laboratory
A man goes to the laboratory for a blood test.He meets another client: ''Come on guy.Why do you look so tense?''he asks "I'm here for a blood test and the assistant told me that he will have to cut my finger to get the blood" replies the chap. Now the guy looks worried. "Why are you also... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, August 8, 2018
Addition
Brian has got a bad score in mathematics again.His father explains to him: 'Çome on Brian!I've 8 apples and I give you 4.How many am I left?"' Suddenly,Brian weeps: "I don't know! At school we always count with apples" Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, August 7, 2018
Baldness
A dermatologist is givng a speech on baldness.He is analysing the various causes of bare head. '"So, my friends it's not good to be bald" he concludes ''But there is a big benefit"contradicts a bald man ""Will you please tell us?"states the doctor "Dr you save money by not going to the barber''... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, August 6, 2018
Wedding
Little Lucas tells his father 'Dad when I'm grown up i'll marry your mother" "Why is it so?''asks his father. "'Because you had married my mother without asking me'' says Lucas Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, August 3, 2018
The thief
A thief enters into the house.He steals the TV,jewellery and money.When he is on the point of leaving he hears a child's voice telling him: "Sir, can you carry away my school report also?'' Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, June 5, 2018
Hi
During a routine check a police officer stopped a car.Seeing a short woman driving he asks her: "How high are you?" "No officer it's Hi how are you?"rectifies the woman Sign in to see full entry.