Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Who will dig the hole?

An elephant died suddenly in a zoo The employee who looked after it was crying ''Stop shedding tears.We''ll buy another one'' reassured the boss. And the employee:''It's obvious that it's not your job to dig the hole'' Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

cash or credit card

A customer went to the supermarket and purchased some commodities.When he arrived at the cashier's desk the latter asked; ''How will you pay Sir by cash or credit card?'' ''With my hands''he replied Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 19, 2015

Titanic

A client enters the bar and tells the waiter: ''Give me a Titanic please'' ''Plain or with ice'' questioned the waiter '' I don't want a shipwreck.So, avoid the ice''he specified Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, February 18, 2015

Cost of living

During a seminar on the cost of living a union leader announced: ''My dear friends, with the recent increase in the price of articles our standard of living has gone down.Long ago when shopping the buyer kept his money in the pocket and the articles in his shopping bag.But now it's the opposite.You... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 15, 2015

What to eat?

Two female friends were conversing: ''My husband is very difficult, he never eats whichever foodie I give to him. ''Mine never says anything'' added the other one 'Obviously you must be a chef of the highest class'' replied the first friend ''Not at all, I'm a black belt karateka'' Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 13, 2015

Slimming diet

An obese woman went to seek the advice of a dietitian to lose weight. He counseled her to watch her alimentation. The following day the woman remained in front of her chocolate packet during the whole day. On visualising the scene one of her friends asked her: '' Hey! what are you doing?'' ''The... Sign in to see full entry.

An unusual abode

While jogging on the beach Anthony met an old friend Amar. They were indulged in a conversation; ''Where do you live?'' began Anthony ''Do you see that bungalow over there?'' replied Amar ''Of course'' continued Anthony ''That's my residence'' added Amar ''So, you live in a house with feet in... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 13, 2015

Motorcycle towing

A traffic warden stopped a motorcyclist who was carrying a damaged motorcycle at the back: ''Excuse me Sir. You are committing an offence by carrying the motorcycle'' ''Don't worry Sir. It has a breakdown.So, I'm just towing it for repair'' exclaimed the chap Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 12, 2015

Apple pie

An old man who was on his death bed when suddenly he got the smell of a delicious apple pie in the nostrils.The priest was there for the last sacrament: ''Do you have any last wish my son?'' ''Oh yes father.I would like to taste the apple pie''he muttered ''Of course my son'' said father He goes to... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 11, 2015

Burning sensation

A patient who was having epigastric pain went to see the doctor. '' Yes what are you suffering from?'' '' Dr. I'm having burning sensation in the stomach'' he complained After ausculting him the doctor asked'' Well,have you called the fireman?'' '' No doctor.Why?'' questioned the patient ''Because... Sign in to see full entry.

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