Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, December 30, 2014

The robber

A man was sleeping peacefully late at night when a robber barged in: ''Who are you and what are you doing here?'' ''I've come to steal '' answered the intruder '' You are disturbing me.Is this the time for robbing?'' ''Excuse me Sir.I would have taken an appointment with you but your phone is out of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 29, 2014

Batman

As Batman had retired and did not have not enough means of subsistence, he thought of a clever way to earn some money.Sitting near a skiing ground with a book in his hand he put this signboard: ''NEED HELP.CAN CONTACT SUPERMAN FOR YOU.COMMISSION 10%'' Sign in to see full entry.

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The cat & the fish

A woman entered the fish market.To her surprise she saw a cat sitting near the stand: ''How much does the fish cost?'' she asked the seller ''It's not for sale ma'am because it's my lunch'' replied the cat Sign in to see full entry.

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Ahead

Jimmy put his son a question; ''A louse and a mosquito take part in a race.Who will win?'' ''Of course the louse'' replied the son ''Why?'' asked Jimmy ''Because it is always ahead'' pointed out the son. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 26, 2014

The dog and the cat

A dog and a cat were staying together in the same home.Gradually they became good friends playing with each other and eating in the same plate. On seeing this odd relationship another dog was perplexed: ''How can you tolerate this cat when it is supposed to be our enemy?'' ''Well we've been together... Sign in to see full entry.

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Photograph

Two aliens who were in their flying saucer landed on earth.Suddenly one of then saw a flash of lightning.Scared, he asked his friend: ''Hey look at that.What is it?'' ''Hurry up. We must run away'' replied the other one ''Why?'' questioned his friend ''The mayor of the town is taking our... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 25, 2014

After shave

A saleswoman who was boasting about her products across a bearded man: ''Hello Sir try this aftershave it will keep your face as smooth as a petal'' ''Thank you ma'am. But why should I buy it when I don't shave'' observed the fellow. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 23, 2014

Tears

A heroine who worked in a TV serial had an altercation with her husband started to cry.On seeing that he told her: '' Stop weeping or else your producer will not order glycerine if he knows you are an expert in shedding tears'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 22, 2014

Teamwork

During a seminar on labour relationship a trade unionist said; ''Teamwork is essential for the progress of the industry'' ''How does it contribute in its success?''asked a worker ''In case of error it allows you to put the blame on another person'' explained the unionist Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 21, 2014

Dogs

A biologist was carrying out a research about dogs.He was invited to give an expose about his findings.At the end he asked for questions from the audience. ''Sir how can you differentiate between a male and female dog?'' asked a member ''Well, that's very easy.A male dog will bite only men whereas a... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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