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Saturday, April 26, 2014

Free courses

A young medical student applied for a seat within a well known college. He inquired about the fees: '' How much will it cost for the studies?'' '' Well around Rs800000 for the complete course'' answered the rector. '' Do you have any idea about studying for free? What should I do?'' questioned the... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 24, 2014

The writer and the publisher

'' I have a good and a bad news for you'' said the publisher '' First tell me the good one''viciferated the writer. ''I have nearly published your book and it will be a best seller''exclaimed the publisher. '' That's superb, and the bad news?'' questioned the writer '' Unfortunately it has been... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, April 23, 2014

Past, Present & Future

The teacher gave a lesson on grammar about the use of verbs. The next day he put a question: '' Brian will you please tell the class how do the verbs change according to the past, present and future?'' '' Excuse me Sir, but I have forgotten'' apologised Brian. '' Come on Brian. I explained it but... Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Key holder

During a night patrol a policeman met a guy with bizarre looks.On searching his pockets the officer found a bunch of hundred keys. '' Hey man are you a key holder?Do you use all the keys?''questioned the cop. '' Of course Sir. I try to help my neighbours who have lost their keys when coming home.''... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 21, 2014

The opera

A comedian was interviewed about his performance in an opera which had just finished. '' So, how was the reaction of the public after your show?'' '' Oh! it was spontaneous'' he replied. '' Then the audience must have definitely appreciated your performance'' intoned the interviewer. '' Not exactly.... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, April 20, 2014

Father Christmas in Australia

During Christmas Bruno and his family was on holidays in Australia. '' Mom, how do they celebrate Christmas here?'' he asked. '' Just like we do'' replied his mother. '' And the dogs pull the sledge of Father Christmas'' continued Bruno '' No. Here it's different. Six kangaroos do this job for him''... Sign in to see full entry.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Man and wine

A man who was completely inebriate reached home and told his wife;' '' A man and wine have one thing in common. With ages their quality improve.'' The next day his wife put him to sleep in the cave. '' What are you doing darling?'' he protested. '' This is what you deserve'' chuckled the wife. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, April 17, 2014

The psychiatrist

The director of a psychiatric hospital summoned a female doctor at his office: '' Madam, it has been reported to me that you are too familiar with a specific patient'' '' You are right Sir. She is old and alone. As she considers me as her daughter I am very close to her'' '' That's good. She needs... Sign in to see full entry.

Catalogue

During a conference on speech delivery the presenter asked these questions: '' How do you call it when a person is communicating with himself?'' '' A monologue'' answered a member of the audience '' And when two persons are talking?'' '' A dialogue'' replied another chap. '' For three persons... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, April 14, 2014

The kangaroo

A small kangaroo which was in the pocket of his mother asked: '' Mom, why God has not equipped this pocket with a zip fastener? We could close it during rainy days.'' '' Oh No darling.How would you see if a female kangaroo blinked at you?'' answered the mother Sign in to see full entry.

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