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Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Mountain climbing

A man penetrates in to a shop and asks the salesgirl; '' Where are the equipments for mountain climbing please?'' '' Which mountain do you intend to climb Sir?'' questioned the salesgirl?'' '' The Alps'' replied the man '' They are found on the third floor'' explained the salesgirl. As the lift is... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 17, 2014

Koalas& kangaroos

As the schooling year had just started the mistress asked her pupils: '' Can anybody name five animals which begin with the letter''K'' living in Australia?'' One pupil was confident about herself. '' Yes Jane'' said the mistress. '' Three koalas and two kangaroos'' she replied. Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 16, 2014

Thieves union

In a country there were so many thieves that the Commissioner of Police assembled all the police force to take remedial actions. One cop suggested to the commissioner: '' Sir, I think the thieves must unite themselves in a union'' '' And how will this benefit us?'' asked the boss '' At least we can... Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, February 14, 2014

The rubber

A teacher was correcting the homework of a pupil in mathematics. There were plenty of mistakes in the exercise. ''Ben, I'm annoyed at seeing so many mistakes in your homework.Be more careful next time'' pointed out the teacher. '' But Sir, if there are no errors there will be no rubber'' replied Ben... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, February 13, 2014

Snoring

A woman went to see a doctor for her husband; '' Doctor, my husband snores the whole night while sleeping'' '' So, what's the problem?'' asked the doctor. '' He makes so much noise that I can't sleep'' explained the lady. '' Don't worry Madam. Bring him to me. I will put a silencer in his nose''... Sign in to see full entry.

Beef Steak

One day Amir's mother prepared beef steak for him. '' So, Amir if you eat your steak you'll be strong like a beef'' she observed. '' But mother you have already given fish to me and I cannot still swim'' remarked Amir. '' Do you want me to throw you in water?'' rebuked his mom. Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

The two parrots

A man buys two parrots, one red and one green. One day they fly away and land on a tree. The man requests his neighbour to go and recuperate them. But the latter comes back only with only the red one. '' Hey, where is the green one?'' asked the man. '' I've not picked it up because it's not yet... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 10, 2014

Little brother

Fabian who is six years old enjoys himself while touching the abdomen of his mother to feel if his future small brother is moving inside. One day he was stupefied: ''Why ain't he moving?'' he questioned '' But he must sleep'' suggested his mom '' So'', said Fabian'', is there a bed also in the small... Sign in to see full entry.

The right husband

During a conversation between two women about the selection of husband,the following information was gathered. Jenica is married to a doctor while the other one, Jennifer is looking for a husband. Through her personal experience Jenica tells her friend: '' Never marry a drunkard'' '' I know but why... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 9, 2014

Scotch

A man who was drunk entered into a library without knowing where he was. '' Give me a scotch on the rocks please'' he howled '' But Sir you are mistaken. You're in the library here'' reminded the secretary. '' Oh. Sorry Ma'am. Give me a scotch on the books then'' he murmured. Sign in to see full entry.

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