Food is more important to me than air

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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Geography

During the geography class the teacher asked Vinay: ''Which is nearer to you Scotland or the moon?'' ''The moon'' replied instantly Vinay ''Ah ha!what makes you say that?'' continued the teacher ''Well, because I can see the moon from my window'' he justified Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Superior studies

During recess time the headteacher found a pupil on the roof of the class with a book in his hands; ''Hey guy what are doing over there? Come down quickly''urged the headmaster '' The teacher just said than we must do superior studies.That's what I'm doing'' justified the pupil. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Hunger

The representatives of the U.N.O were distributing food in a refugee camp.There was a huge crowd.People were bustling to get hold of the food: ''Why are you pushing each other?. Queue yourselves in a line'' vociferated one distributor. ''Empty bellies have no ears'' came a voice from the mob. Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Thirst

A little boy just went to bed: ''Father'' ''What do you want?'' asked his father. ''I'm thirsty.Can you bring a glass of water for me?''said the boy. ''No, sleep now or else you''ll pee on the bed'' remarked his dad ''Dad, I'm still thirsty. Let me drink water'' insisted the boy ''Oh! why don't you... Sign in to see full entry.

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The black dots

A person went to see the ophthalmologist: '' Good morning Sir.how may I help you?'' ''I'm seeing black dots since a few days'' he explained. ''Do you see it at night also?'' continued the ophthalmologist. ''No Dr. it's visible only during daylight''replied the patient ''Then the best thing for you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, March 24, 2015

Fast food

As Willy and his girlfriend were hungry they found a restaurant: ''How do you like the idea of having some fast food in this nice corner?'' asked Willy ''Wow! that's wonderful''exclaimed Cecilia As soon as the waiter served the menu ordered, Cecilia gulped the food and finished eating in a few... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, March 23, 2015

The lazybone

A mother told his son who was a lazy bone: ''Every body on Earth must work to live.What will you do my son?'' ''Well, then I will be a mariner'' vociferated the boy. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 22, 2015

The cleaner

Michaela went to her friend's house where she saw a cat cleaning the sofa with a Hoover: ''Hey what's your cat doing over there?''she asked ''Well,you see Michaela I don't need a cleaner to do my work.The animal is very helpful''explained her friend. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 21, 2015

The refrigerator

A customer went to the shop to buy a refrigerator.He questioned the salesman: ''Are you sure the inside sight switches off when the door is closed'' 'Of course.It's automatic Sir'' ''And if the light remains burning?'' continued the client ''Well,it's not a problem. You can use the fridge as... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, March 20, 2015

Conjunctivitis

A nurse who was posted in a ward where all the patients had conjunctivitis told his supervisor: ''Sir, I need a pair of 3D glasses to work in that ward.'' ''Really?For what purpose?'' questioned the supervisor ''So that I can see the virus from very near'' explained the nurse. Sign in to see full entry.

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