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Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Lotto

A woman checks the lotto results and discovers that she has all the six correct numbers. Ecstatic, she screamed through the window to her husband who was on the other side of the road: '' Darling hurry up. we've won the lotto'' The man, leaping with joy crossed the road and was knoced down by a... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, February 3, 2014

After death

After fifty years' of wedding the gentleman passed away. Some time later the lady also departs from the world in turn. They meet in heaven and the wife rushes towards her husband saying; '' Oh! It's so nice to see you again'' ''Don't irritate me Theresa, the priest was very clear about this: ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, February 2, 2014

The moon

Neil Armstrong returned to Earth from his mission to the moon. A journalist interviewed him on his arrival. '' Sir how do you feel after such an important trip?'' '' Really, I am disappointed. I was expecting to see something interesting''Armstrong replied. '' For example what?''continued the... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 29, 2014

Better than the mistress

Bill reaches home after school and tells his mother; ''Mom I'm better than our mistress'' ''Oh I see! why?'' inquired his mother '' The mistress is in the same class whereas I've moved to the next one'' justified Bill. '' Yeah but both of you are still in the same school'' giggled mom Sign in to see full entry.

Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Fresh news

A reader bought the morning newspaper. It was packed with various interesting news He was thinking of a way to preserve the news but couldn't find any idea. So he sought help from his wife: '' Darling how can we keep these news fresh?'' '' It's very simple. Put it in the freezer'' suggested his... Sign in to see full entry.

Monday, January 27, 2014

The postman

One day the postman was delivering a card to Jasbir. As soon as he handed it over to her she asked the postman: '' What is it?'' '' Madam, it's a card for you. There is a parcel to be collected from the customs office?' he explained '' It must be a big parcel sent by air mail'' continued Jasbir. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

Sunday, January 26, 2014

The stamp

The teacher was doing a class on general knowledge. He asked a question to the pupils: '' Which thing does the tour of the world but remains in its corner?'' Noboby gave the right answer. '' It's the stamp'' explained the teacher. Sign in to see full entry.

Friday, January 24, 2014

The boss

During a seminar on management by a representative of the Employers' Federation the audience was listening attentively. At the end the interlocutor asked a question; '' Can somebody tell me the difference between the boss and the worker?'' One person got up and replied: '' The boss invests capital... Sign in to see full entry.

Thursday, January 23, 2014

The origin of man

One day Peter was thinking about how he came on earth. He was perplexed. So, he asked his father: '' Dad where do we come from?'' Well'' answered his father after thinking for a few minutes.'' Many years ago human beings were monkeys. With evolution we transformed into man'' However, Peter was not... Sign in to see full entry.

Wednesday, January 22, 2014

The speed camera

A woman who was speeding with her brand new car was flashed by a speed camera. After a few days she received a convocation to pay the fine. As she disagreed with it she went to protest at the Speed Regulations Authority. After viewing the image the policeman asked; ''' Madam, do you accept your... Sign in to see full entry.

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