Food is more important to me than air

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Sunday, January 11, 2015

Birthday wish

A guy, who was invited in a birthday party,saw the guests rejoicing and delightful. He asked the fellow who was celebrating the birthday: ''Why are you so happy?'' '' Why shouln't I be?.Obviously I was born on this day'' retorted the chap. ''In fact, you must look worried'' continued the guest. ''... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 10, 2015

Uniform

During his ward round a supervisor who was not wearing the uniform of the hospital noticed that a few nurses were working without the required dress.Calling them immediately he ordered: ''I want all those not in uniforms to leave the ward please'' ''Good examples should be set by you.You must be the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 8, 2015

School fees

A student, whose father gave him money to pay the school fees did not settle his payment. He gambled the money on lotto.Now the principal sent a reminder to his responsible party. Furious, he asked his son; ''Hey, I have received a reminder from your school about your fees.Have you spent the money... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 7, 2015

The rabbit and the tortoise

On seeing a tortoise for the first time the rabbit asked: ''Why do you carry such a heavy shell on your back?'' ''It's for my own protection'' replied the tortoise ''OK. but you are so sluggish'' remarked the rabbit '' And why do you have pointed ears like the bars in the antenna?'' retorted the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, January 6, 2015

Coffee and sleep

Two insomniacs were discussing about sleep: ''If I drink a cup of coffee I can't sleep'' affirmed the first one ''And when I'm sleeping I can't have a cup of coffee'' added the other one. ''Then give me the coffee.I prefer it to sleep'' observed his friend ''All right.You give me your sleep against... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, January 5, 2015

A dog in the market

A municipal inspector saw a dog entering the market.Immediately he called the watchman: 'Why is this dog inside?'' asked the inspector ''It's hungry looking for food'' explained the watchman ''No,because the door is open'' replied the inspector Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, January 3, 2015

The mouse

One night Ejaz's mother heard the squeaking of a mouse in the drawing room beneath the computer table: ''Ejaz did you hear that noise?'' asked his mother ''Yes mom'' he replied '' Where does that sound come from?'' continued mom ''It seems like a mouse'' declared Ejaz ''But where is it?'' she... Sign in to see full entry.

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Elopement

A boy and a girl were profoundly in love with each other.But their parents opposed this union. The boy proposed: ''Let's run away and live together'' ''How far will I run in this long dress?.After all I'm not Carl Lewis'' protested the girl. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, January 2, 2015

Advance payment

In a psychiatrist's surgery patients can read this signboard: ''ADVANCE PAYMENT FOR AMNESIC AND ALZHEIMER PATIENTS'' A patient went in: ''Hi. Tell me your problem please''asked the doctor ''These days I am having continuous loss of memory'' explained the patient. ''Well as you have seen outside you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, January 1, 2015

The magic mirror

A blonde, a brownie and a red haired pass in front of a magic mirror. The brownie looks at her image and says: ''I think I'm the most intelligent and zing the mirror aspires her The red haired goes near the mirror saying: ''I think I'm the most beautiful'' ''And zing the mirror aspires her... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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