Food is more important to me than air

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Tuesday, April 28, 2015

High heel shoes

A man whose wife was taller than him was often teased by her: '' You appear like a dwarf in front of me'' Now the husband had a bright idea.He went to the shoemaker and inquired: '' Are you sure I'll look taller than my wife in these high heel shoes?'' ''Of course man.You know why I started this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 27, 2015

Frying pan

Sam went to the market to buy a frying pan.He told the shop assisstant; ''This pan is too small as i must fry a big fish.Wait I'll bring the fish'' After a while he arrived with the fish: ''Let me measure it with the pan. Now this bigger one suits the fish'' he explained Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 24, 2015

Lotto winning

During a street interview the presenter of a radio station asked a guy: ''What will you do if you win the lotto?'' ''I will never win'' smiled the guy ''Why? Who knows one day you may be lucky enough to be the winner'' commented the presenter. '' Of course no, because I don't play'' explained the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Horror film

Two fish were watching a programme about fish breeding on the TV.Suddenly there was a scene where the fish were being electrocuted for canning. One of them told the other: ''Change the channel.I Don't like horror films'' Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Fishing

On a Saturday morning Simon woke up early, grabbed his fishing rod rushed towards the river. He met his friend Rajan while he was fishing: ''Hey Simon what are you looking for?There is no fish here'' ''Sht!!I know my friend. It 's just an excuse to avoid the daily chores at home'' he explained. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tomatoes

A man was sued for having thrown tomatoes on the head of his neighbour. ''So you maintain that you have attacked him with tomatoes only''?asked the judge to the accused. ''Absolutely!'' ''Then how can you account for the bumps and injuries which he has sustained?''continued the judge. ''Because they... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 18, 2015

Fall in love

A couple who married after having loved each other was being interviewed during a family programme: ''Your love story is a great example.I am sure it will inspire other lovers'' remarked the animator. ''Yes, we have been in love since our childhood'' explained the woman. ''When did you feel that you... Sign in to see full entry.

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IUD

To avoid pregnancy a woman had had an IUD inserted by the doctor.But during sexual intercourse it slipped into the uterus. Now she was panicked and went to see her gynecologist: ''Yes ma'am how may I help you?'' ''Dr the IUD you had put is no longer in my vagina'' But even after a vaginal... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 16, 2015

Lorry with hats

During a traffic control the policeman found a lorry overloaded with hats coming from far.As soon as it approached he beckoned the driver to stop: Hi, why are there so many hats on this lorry?What will happen if there is an accident?'' ''Don't worry Sir.At least every body will get a hat for self... Sign in to see full entry.

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Camera

During a public meeting addressed by the president many persons were taking photographs.A dog who was there made this reflection; ''What are these idiots doing with their cameras?Am I not also enough photogenic?'' Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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