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Wednesday, April 15, 2015

Circus

''Listen,'' says mom to her daughter,''if you are gentle you'll go to heaven, and if you are naughty you'll go to hell'' ''But first I want to go to the circus''insisted the girl. ''Once you are in heaven you'll forget the circus'' reminded her mother. Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 14, 2015

Candle light dinner

A candle told its friend: ''I'm going out tonight'' ''Really? Where are you up to'' questioned tjhe other candle ' Yes,I've been invited to a candle light dinner'' replied its friend. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, April 13, 2015

The newspaper seller

A paper seller walks through the streets shouting: ''My last paper as newspaper seller'' '' Really? Are you retiring?'' asked a buyer ''Yea. I will start a paper recycling business soon'' replied the seller. ''So, now you will buy old newspapers from me'' remarked the client. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, April 12, 2015

Cyber coffee

On a winter night a traveller was passing near a cyber- coffee. Feeling very cold he went in and ordered: ''Serve me a hot coffee please'' ''Sorry Sir, we don't have coffee here''replied the assistant. ''OK. Bring a cup of tea then'' suggested the traveller ''We don't have that also'' affirmed the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, April 10, 2015

Bus stop/auto stop

A passenger was standing at the bus stop.Suddenly the driver stopped in front of him.But he did not enter the bus: ''What are you doing here?It is meant for bus passengers only'' explained the driver ''I'm doing auto stop'' he replied ''So you are carrying out auto stop at the bus stop'' intoned the... Sign in to see full entry.

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The padlock

Two mental patients are planning to escape from the hospital: ''To-morrow I'm going to escape from here'' he told his inmate ''But how will you flee when the door is always locked with a huge padlock'?'' questioned the other one ''Don't worry I will break it'' replied the first one.The next day he... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 9, 2015

Sunlight

During an international conference on meteorology the representative of St Petersburg affirmed; ''I am reminding you that in my country there was only one hour of sunlight during the month of December. Indeed we miss the sun very much'' Seeing an excellent opportunity to establish business... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, April 7, 2015

The museum

At the museum a visitor was doing a guided tour.He told the guide: ''This is very ugly.What is it?'' The guide replied:''It's a painting of Picasso He continues touring and asked''.But this also is ugly.What's this?'' ''It's a mirror, Sir''explained the guide. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, April 4, 2015

The piper

A traveller visited Italy for the first time.On seeing the piper he said: ''Play a nice tune for me' please'' After listening to the song he thanked the piper. ''Excuse me Sir,you have to pay for that'' vociferated the piper ''Really? I thought it was free'' observed the traveller ''No Sir.He who... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, April 2, 2015

Water 24/7

During an electoral campaign the country was facing a severe drought.The leader of the party announced: ''If we win the election the population will be supplied with water on a 24/7 basis'' Effectively the party won by a large majority. Since then it started to pour heavily for four consecutive... Sign in to see full entry.

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