Food is more important to me than air

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Wednesday, May 20, 2015

The moon and the drunkard

One day Jonathan reached home completely inebriated ''Jonathan do you know the difference between you and the moon?''asked his wife ''No, are you going to tell me darling?''he replied ''The moon is full only once in a month whereas you fill your tank everyday''she snapped Sign in to see full entry.

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Health

God's greatest gift to man is health Consider it as the mother of wealth Without it life becomes tiresome Take care before our existence turns cumbersome Spare no effort to stay healthy Sickness brings expenditure even if we are not wealthy. Being hale and hearty is a precious treasure The secret of... Sign in to see full entry.

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The aquarium

The aquarium of Zahid was accidentally broken. Immediately he picked up the fish and put them in big bowl of water. A few days later he told his father: ''Dad when are you going to buy a new aquarium for the fish?'' ''It's not necessary.Put them in the swimming pool'' explained his father ''That's a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Marriage

With the advancement of age Man starts to think about marriage The boy and the girl have become nubile It's high time to change the living style. Through the union of husband and wife Marriage brings stability in life. Being the foundation stone of the family It is the source of progeny However,... Sign in to see full entry.

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The hurricane

The mayor was visiting a tenement in a poor region of the US. Nearly all the houses were destroyed.He went further and was surprised to see that only a toilet thatched with straw was intact. ''Wow!This typhoon seems to have respected the private life of people''he remarked. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, May 18, 2015

Jack and the parrot

''Bob, the parrot has disappeared.Haven't you noticed anything during my absence??'' asked his mother ''No, except the cat who began to talk like the parrot mom'' replied Bob Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, May 17, 2015

Good advice

Two men are discussing in a bar.The first one tells the other: ''I think people should leave their windows open at night to breathe more oxygen'' ''Yes you are right.Are you a doctor?''asked the other one ''No, a robber'' he replied. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, May 15, 2015

Those were the days

A flashback of my memory transposes me to that period of life which can be considered as the golden days.Being in the heyday of youth I encountered a girlfriend who brought a radical change in every sphere of my existence.Although at first our relationship was restricted to friendship yet it was... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, May 14, 2015

Noisy noisy everywhere

A countryman who worked in the construction industry could not tolerate the noise in his environment.Fed up with it he said to his friend: '' I don't know when will this commotion end'' One day while he was working on top of a huge building he accidentally fell down.Fortunately he came out with... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Who will replace the cock?

A motorcyclist who was driving in the forest knocked against a cock and it was crushed to death.He picked up the animal and went to see the farmer: ''Sorry,the cock is dead accidentally.What can I do to replace the fowl?'' ''Oh damn it! Do something to please the hen in the roost.They need to be... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is ahumorous piece outlining how a person who is fond of eating reacts when the doctor compels mim to go on diet

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