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Wednesday, December 25, 2013

All About Albert

Albert stood an amazing one foot three inches tall, practically gigantic for an elf. His ears were long and perfectly pointed. He could wiggle them so well they could almost flap. On windy days those amazing ears would clamp his regulation elfy green hat tightly to his head. Albert's trade was that... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 24, 2013

There's frost on the hinges...

It was seven degrees this a.m. Lucky thing I brought my brass monkey indoors. Had my boys over for Christmas Eve - Joe and his son Matt - Matt's the one in the Air Force, home on leave for a few more days - came over. Son Guy with his new girlfriend and her three kids. We had a nice time, lots of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 23, 2013

The Umbrella Photo

Years ago I wrote a poem about a fella with a yellow umbrella & was going to post it here, but that file is missing from this computer so I'm going to have to search for it. I do remember the first couple of lines: There once was a fellow with a yellow umbrella who tapped down the street one fine... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, December 22, 2013

About the infomercial - it's true!

You've seen at least part of this one when you're channel surfing: the one about the Magic Bullet, the super-duper blender that turns solid food like raw spinach, bananas and nuts into a Nutri-blast shake. Somehow putting odd foods together turns them into superfoods that fight cancer, clear up your... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, December 21, 2013

Surprise: Its The Cable Guy...

You're not gonna believe this... Around ten-thirty I put on my coat and headed for the Cable Company. I've been upset about my bill, I decided to drop back to basic cable only - just can't see paying so much for all those channels I really don't watch that much. When I got there I was second in... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, December 20, 2013

Munchie the Moose Mouse

My husband and I joined the Moose Lodge about eight or ten years into our marriage. We took ballroom dance lessons. The lodge had a dance every other Saturday night, a big band orchestra alternating with a three- or four-man combo. There were stressers in our marriage, but the dancing and "date... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, December 19, 2013

Mysterious voices

I woke up right on time: 5:30 a.m. Dark as a coal miner's elbow outside. Turned on the Weather Channel, after seventy 'leven commercials comes the current temp: 42. Nice. That means it's been warm all night and all that ice and stuff will be gone. Forecast today is for 55 degrees, get out and take a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Mr. and Mrs. Santa Claus

The Center had its Christmas luncheon yesterday. It wasn't the usual soup & salad bar, but a ham dinner, with mashed potatoes, candied yams, pecan pie and steamed broccoli. There were other little sides, and once they picked up their tray and took their seats there was almost no conversation. "Proof... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, December 17, 2013

The Germophobe's Dilemma

Health-related routines have been part of the daily experience since I was a toddler. Mama gave us a teaspoon of cod liver oil every morning. The year we stayed on the farm Sam & Ethel squeezed lemon juice into a cup of hot water to keep colds away. Aunt Ella had a touch of bourbon in her coffee -... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, December 16, 2013

ALT Key plus number produces a symbol...

Someone on Facebook posted a graphic about How to Make Symbols with Keyboard. I printed it out and discovered there are dozens of symbols, many involving math and science that I will probably never need. But a few will come in very handy... Alt + 1 gives you a smiley face ☺. Alt + 3 produces a heart... Sign in to see full entry.

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