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Parking the beef bus in tuna town.
posted by
Unidentified_Hacker
on September 15, 2005 at 12:02 PM
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How about the wam sutta rumba!
posted by
strat
on September 15, 2005 at 5:45 AM
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Oh my. Don't forget about
Playing Hide the Salami.
I know many more I am sure but I am drawing a blank with Sponge Bob on the TV at the moment...
posted by
FactorFiction
on September 15, 2005 at 5:42 AM
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Rub n' tug... hmmm, use your imagination Mia! LOL What can you rub and tug at the same time. Hint: you can only do this to male anatomy! LOL This blog is too much fun! ;o) Sandi
posted by
Sandra_Harris
on September 14, 2005 at 2:37 PM
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Sandi
What are "rubs" and "tugs" ????
posted by
MiaElla
on September 14, 2005 at 1:35 PM
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These are too funny! Large people "bump bellies"; women "strum" their guitars, almost everyone "whanks" LOL. Some men brag about their "steel rods"... gimmy a break! ;o) Last but not least... don't forget the "rub n' tugs" :o) Sandi
posted by
Sandra_Harris
on September 14, 2005 at 1:27 PM
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HAHAHA.... I've never heard so many different ways to say it.
posted by
Vanidad
on September 14, 2005 at 1:03 PM
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Schree
Oh dear! Whatever shall I do with you....lol
posted by
MiaElla
on September 14, 2005 at 12:59 PM
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Masky
Those are funny! lol
posted by
MiaElla
on September 14, 2005 at 12:58 PM
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hey I know!
Chicks looking for dildos!!?? LOL 
Schree`
posted by
Schree
on September 14, 2005 at 12:57 PM
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Miaella...
Suddenly, more of them are coming to me...guess it depends where you live in regard to what ch ya call it.
"The Pelvic Waltz"
"Bumping Uglies"
"Carpet Munching"
"Knockin' Boots"
"The Horizontal Bop - or Unskinny Bop"
"Drowing the snake"
"Teasing the Beaver"
"I'm gonna go ride her like I stole her"
posted by
Masky
on September 14, 2005 at 12:51 PM
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gypsy
I'll never look at twinkies the same! lol!
posted by
MiaElla
on September 14, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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rgylford
I've heard choke the chicken before....and walk the dog.....what else do guys call it?
posted by
MiaElla
on September 14, 2005 at 12:45 PM
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Masky
haha...I never heard
it called "the elephant" before...never heard of
eating at the Y either...I must be really sheltered....LMAO
posted by
MiaElla
on September 14, 2005 at 12:44 PM
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"It's yogurt, really, it's yogurt..."
posted by
Masky
on September 14, 2005 at 11:31 AM
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My favorite part of the twinkie is the cream....
posted by
RedHeadedGypsy
on September 14, 2005 at 11:30 AM
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Sample the melon
Choke the chicken.
I absolutely WILL NOT explain that one.
posted by
AlienInsomniac
on September 14, 2005 at 11:25 AM
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Some of my favorites from the mouths of boys...
"Want to lick my lollipop?"
"Yep, I'm having dinner at the Y tonight."
"Pet the nice elephant."
posted by
Masky
on September 14, 2005 at 11:07 AM
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