Wednesday, January 3, 2007
...The balcony scene...after drinking the posion. Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 31, 2006
Happy New Years! I'm so glad to be back on Blogit.
My New Year's wish is that some more old bloggers return to the scene. And some really great newbies join us. Love to all, Miaella Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 26, 2006
What was the best Christmas present you got this year? My favorite gift was
...artifical snow from Hollywood. The kind where you add water and it grows! We scattered it in the bushes in my yard. Snow isn't something we see a lot of in Florida. So that was nice. =) Oh...and I almost forgot...Merry Christmas!!!! Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, December 23, 2006
Santa has a plumber's crack, Ruldoph needs Proactive, & Frosty is Suicidal
Santa gets a bad rap for being a fat man. One song in particular he gets stuck in this little girl's chimney and stays there until the next Christmas. In another, his stomach is compared to a bowl of jelly. The poor guy is fat because instead of carrot sticks and celery we leave him cookies and... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Why are little sisters such pains in the behind???
It's like getting a bee sting to the bum and having to sit on it for 8 hours. LOL! My little sister tells everyone everything I say about them. She remembers my words verbatim. She even brings up stuff that happened two years ago. She's like a wife. Or those little old ladies that still get dolled... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
Your mom told you to have a Vasectomy??????????????????????
So my friend Johnson's mother kicked him out of her house. He fathered a child with a friend who requested he be the father of her child (only in the sperm donation sense of the word). He did it as a favor as his friend feared going to a sperm bank. So he has no ties to the child. However, if the... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, December 18, 2006
NO! I Did Not Just Have Cyber Sex With You!!!!
Did you just do what I thought you did? I have a friend named Johnson crashing at my house for a few days. I told him to make himself home. Home includes using my AOL account and IM. When I went to bed, I saw him using my computer and I reminded him to turn it off when he was done. The next morning... Sign in to see full entry.
Sunday, December 17, 2006
Miaella's Funnys - Get your daily dose of laughter here...................
This is a compilation of funny moments in my life. I hope it gets your belly rolling. -Why is it every time my niece blows out a candle, she lets one rip? It's like she's making the sound effects of a candle going out. -I once drove a mile with my niece tipped over in her car seat. Only after she... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, December 15, 2006
Reminder: Superglue and Sex Toys do not go together.
Even when they're under the Christmas tree. I have a close-knit group of girlfriends. On Wednesdays we watch America's Next Top Model and eat cake. It seems so fitting watching these beautiful girls strut their skinny bodies while we inhale huge protions of cake and rub our expanding bellies...LOL!... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, December 13, 2006
Conversation between my dog and cat this morning. It was a cat fight!!!!!!!
The cat is the Zoester (Z), the dog Natalitza (N) (N) I'm going to eat my yummy dog food. MMMMmmm (Z) I'm going to eat her yummy dog food. (Actually, I just want to knock the food piece by piece out of the bowl and kick it around a little) (N) I'm going to drink my water. My mommy loves me. She... Sign in to see full entry.