Miaella's Little Black Book.

Ready for another one of Miaella's very humorous tales? Well Brooklyn was looking at her myspace account last night. I had just looked at mine and turned the computer over to her. She always goes to her boyfriend Isaac's page to check out what's happening there. (I've always thought the quote,... Sign in to see full entry.

How else can I make $600 a month to cover road kills portion of the rent? There must be some way. Some kind of work from home that actually works. Or some efficient way of selling my paintings. Or some freelance site that actually pays their writers. Some place where I can sell my jewelry, scarves,... Sign in to see full entry.

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One of my good friends told me that her and her boyfriend have watched several of their friends have sex. Are you kidding me? I mean seriously. She said she probably wouldn't want to watch me and my boyfriend though. Huh? Excuse me, can you repeat that? Probably??? Have you ever watched any of your... Sign in to see full entry.

I didn't have many friends when I was little. I lived in a fantasy world inside of my head and had make-believe friends. But one day my mom invited a lady from her work and her daughter to our house. Sarah was the same age as me. So I was overly excited about having a friend. I wanted to show her... Sign in to see full entry.

So I was cleaning out the garage last night. When we moved into the new house, we piled everything and I mean Everything into the garage to put away later. Well, I have bad allergies and asthma...grr! I knew I would probably have an attack. And then it happened, I started wheezing. I decided to use... Sign in to see full entry.

back when we had bears. She thinks it's a cub print. I told her it was Big Foot's son, "Little Foot". She rolled her eyes at this. Sign in to see full entry.

You have roomates in the house and the kitchen is next to your bedroom. So you go into your bathroom, but your bathroom door is broken so it doesn't close and stay close. So you stack a bunch of shoes boxes in front of the door. And you turn on the water to disguise any noise. And then you go into... Sign in to see full entry.

So I wake up rather groggy. I have to work today and my roommate woke up early with me to cook me breakfast...aw....isn't she the sweetest? We haven't had our morning cup of coffee, so I'm not thinking and she's not thinking. We open the door to let the dog out and the security alarm goes off which... Sign in to see full entry.

I hate being a squatter, but I hate sitting on toilets even more. Today at work when I was using the bathroom I lost my balance and ended up peeing on the back thigh of my pants leg. So then I had to walk around with this large wet ring on the back of my pants. I told my co-worker if you smell pee... Sign in to see full entry.