Miaella's Little Black Book.

Pass the brown paper bag and please don't spill! So...I recently found out I have precancer cells for Cervical cancer. I was sent to the gyno for a biopsy...it's a little scary, turns out the visit was more horrifying than I had originally expected. Why you ask? My overbearing, nosy, loud,... Sign in to see full entry.

You might sound like an a** I was working with my good friend Nicola. She is from the Czech Republic and has a fairly strong accent when she speaks too fast. She was squatting down to fold some shirts on a bottom shelf when two people walk into the store, a drunk guy in a cowboy hat and his mildly... Sign in to see full entry.

So my dog has this lump on the left side of her body. It's been getting bigger and bigger. Being the concerned dog-parent that I am I took her to the vet. Even from far away you can see the lump because her hair sticks up about two inches in that spot. We affectionately call it her cowlick. So the... Sign in to see full entry.

He really is. ___________________ So I'm stuck in traffic, and not for the first time today. The truck ahead of me is so big, I can't see any of the road ahead, and I'm bored out of my mind. So I flip through the radio stations. Suddenly, I hear this sweet little girl's voice singing a Christmas... Sign in to see full entry.

I'm sure when my brothers sang this they were referencing their own "dingle bells"...LOL! So this year at work we decided to do Toys for Tots. Great idea, right? Wrong. We even offered a discount in our store if you bring in a toy. No takers...what's wrong with this world? I'm getting the Christmas... Sign in to see full entry.

This is probably TMI... But have you ever???? Hmmm...how do I put this as un-crudely as possible? LOL! Gone to the bathroom and looked in the toilet and nothing was there? What happens? Does the turd rocket down the hole without a proper flush? I've always wondered. But as long as I don't pull up my... Sign in to see full entry.

Oh...God! My ten (about to be eleven) year old sister asked me as I was picking out a movie for us to watch. She had heard a girl on TV say she had never plucked her eyebrows before and was a Virgin. I was speechless. I didn't know how to go about answering her question. "Well," she continued. "I... Sign in to see full entry.

Okay, so I decide to schedule a hair appointment. I call a salon highly referred by a friend of mine. They do her hair and she looks gorgeous, so I think...why not, maybe they can make me look that gorgeous... Stranger things have happened. So the lady asks me a bunch of questions. "How long is your... Sign in to see full entry.

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I'm blue. Past regrets...mistakes...etc. come back to haunt me during the holidays. I'm nostalgic...sad... Perhaps I just need to find a way to let go of the past. Break free. But how? Sign in to see full entry.