Santa has a plumber's crack, Ruldoph needs Proactive, & Frosty is Suicidal
Santa gets a bad rap for being a fat man. One song in particular he gets stuck in this little girl's chimney and stays there until the next Christmas. In another, his stomach is compared to a bowl of jelly. The poor guy is fat because instead of carrot sticks and celery we leave him cookies and... Sign in to see full entry.