Saturday, July 16, 2005
This is the coolest site. Billy Joel's "We didn't start the fire" with photos and (optional but recommended) lyrics. http://home.uchicago.edu/~yli5/Flash/Fire.html Sing along and enjoy! Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 15, 2005
Mantras for Being Your Own Best Friend (Plus Some Other Stuff)
I'm listening to Carole King sing her incredible classic "You've Got a Friend"....who should be your best friend....you should. Here are some of my favorite mantras for use when you need to grab one. I think we all need to be reminded of these things at times...so I keep them in my paper brain for... Sign in to see full entry.
Tuesday, July 12, 2005
Toss and Call
You kissed me............ And my life left the path I thought meant for me to dance on Went flying up into the stars like a coin tossed and called heads or tails And screaming down the other side like a roller coaster on a wooden track Then hovering somewhere like a hummingbird as I waited to... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, July 11, 2005
Some Really Great Blonde Jokes - Posted By a Blonde
Did you hear about the Blonde that... Took her new scarf back to the store because it was too tight. ------------------------------------------- Couldn't work in a pharmacy because the bottles wouldn't fit into the typewriter. ---------------------------------------- Got excited when she finished a... Sign in to see full entry.
Saturday, July 9, 2005
Timmy Writes Home From Scout Camp
Dear Mom & Dad, Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and are worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 Sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Chad when it happened. Oh yes,... Sign in to see full entry.
Wednesday, July 6, 2005
Trains - The Difference Between Stopping and Wrecking
It’s 4:30 in the morning and I’m fighting with the insomnia demon…it’s won since I’m sitting here with laptop open in the dark on my bed. I think I actually slept for about 30 minutes but then woke up thinking about something….some post or the other….then another one. Then I heard that train I can... Sign in to see full entry.
Monday, July 4, 2005
The Most Functional Word: S*HIT
Medusa has a great post up right now about using colorful language - it reminded me of this email I found in my "can't stand to delete" folder I've been going through...thought I'd post it since we're talkin' about such things....I still like the "f" word better... The Most Functional Word Well,... Sign in to see full entry.
Friday, July 1, 2005
Water
I look into your eyes and see dark pools of lonliness and longing; No hint from the surface if the temperature is warm or cool..or cold. If I dive in will it welcome me, soothe me, enfold me, hold me, Or will its coldness make me shiver, curl up and crawl back out. Would I want to float on the... Sign in to see full entry.
Thursday, June 30, 2005
Still Cleaning Out My Email - Friday's Funnies
New Zealand Humor 50,000 Kiwis meet in Eden Park for a "Kiwis Are 'Not' Stupid!" Convention. Helen Clark (New Zealand's Prime minister) says, "We are all here today to prove to the world thet Kiwis are not stupid....Ken I hev a volunteer." Carlos Spencer (an NZ rugby international) gingerly works... Sign in to see full entry.
Still Cleanin' Out My Funny Emails...Well, I Think They're Funny
(3 separate emails so keep scrolling past this one!) TRUE INSURANCE CLAIM STORY A guy buys a brand new Lincoln Navigator SUV. He and a friend go duck hunting in the winter, and of course all the lakes are frozen over. These two guys go out on the lake with their guns, a dog, and the new Vehicle.... Sign in to see full entry.