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Monday, August 1, 2005

EMOTICONS

We all know those cute little computer symbols called "emoticons," where::) means a smile and:( is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by:-):-( Well, how about some "ASSICONS?" Here goes: (_!_) a regular ass (__!__) a fat ass (!) a tight ass (_*_) a sore ass {_!_} a swishy ass (_o_) an ass... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, July 31, 2005

As A Man Thinketh

Watch a man looking at something or someone - Look at his face - You can see most men think before your eyes. Just pay attention to the subtle signs…the irises, jaw muscles and chin - See him thinking, See him sizing up the situation or speaker, See him deciding if he believes what he is seeing or... Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, July 29, 2005

A Meaningful Facial

In case you haven’t noticed, I like to share experiences ….that is part of the pleasure of writing for me. I will often switch tenses back and forth….very sloppy writing, I know…but, I’m writing this for fun, not profit, not grades. I’ve reached the point in my life where I kind of do what pleases... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, July 28, 2005

A Name by Any Other Name

I chose my daughter’s name when I was 12 years old. I fell in love with the name Michele in a book by Daphne DuMaurier and determined that my daughter would have that name, together with Catherine….a family female name on the paternal side. At the time, I’d never heard of any Michele’s, as it was a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Jokes From My Email - Last One is For Women Only

The Story of Tomas and Pedro: Pedro and Tomas worked together and both were laid off, so they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Pedro answered, "Panty Stitcher. I sew da elastic onto ladies' cotton panties." The clerk looked up Panty Stitcher. Finding it classified as... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 25, 2005

Moonlight and Meringue

I just came inside after my first trip out into the moonlight since I’ve been back. My lake house faces an empty lot…wide open with no trees on it…dried grass that is silvery looking in the moonlight. I walked down off my deck and sat in a bench swing under the large elm near the edge of my place,... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 23, 2005

I Love Men's Laps

I just realized that I have a lap fetish….I like to sit in men’s laps. I truly never clearly thought about this until the other day, and when I did I could see a pattern going back to childhood….one of the few clear “sexual” patterns I can identify. And, I think I can even identify the roots of this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Some Humor While My Car Gets Fixed!!*$!$&#@

1. Jesse Jackson, Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called "Ministers Do More Than Lay People." 2. I hate sex in the movies.. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood. 3. It used to be only death and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, July 18, 2005

It's About Stuff - George Carlin Had A Routine - What Did He Know!!!

OK...I’m really upset with myself...I’ve messed around and let it get too late to take off for Texas tonight! It’s almost midnight here and I haven’t even started packin’ my clothes and the paperwork stuff. The trunk is full of books and pots and pans that I’ve decided to take back...just in case I... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, July 16, 2005

Job Application

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Wal-Mart in Arkansas. They hired him because he was so funny. NAME: George Martin SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one that will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice... Sign in to see full entry.

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Just those odds and ends that don't really fit anywhere but seem to float into my mind and I want to capture so my grandchidren will know me better someday....or so I'll know where to find them if I need to use them somewhere else..................All postings 2005-2015 Copyrighted © DCJames

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