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Wednesday, October 26, 2011

Hey Wisconsin Unions! This is how you whip Guv Walker!

In order to win a war, you have to know who the enemy is. Who's paying for "the koch," here? That would be the Koch Brothers. That means little georgie bush is your main enemy. The Kochs pay Bush's anti-union tab. In order to win this war with the Republicans, you must attack G.W. Bush "where he lives." All you union people of Wisconsin have to do is chant, "Where were our fighter jets on 9-11, George?" It's his ultimate vulnerability. He steals the food out of your children's mouths and you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 25, 2011

So how did Bush and the Repugs Steal America's Money? Four Times Over!

Little dinky georgie bush owns his own Swiss Bank. And it's filled with our money. George began embezzling from America shortly after he stole the White House. The good news is, the money still belongs to us. It has merely been "put into motion." Lil tiny georgie bush is basically hiding America's money from America. Rachel Maddow, herself, was pointing out that there's a hell of a lot of money flying around in a "circular bank account." The Bush and the Repugs are arguing that as long as the... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 24, 2011

Howdy, little tiny Georgie Bush/Obama! You've come to blow us up, huh?

You murdered the planet earth and you thought no one noticed, hey? Sorry lil tiny georgie, you're busted! So you've decided to shake us to death huh Dinky Boy? That's what we called you back at Yale College. Any school that would graduate a pervert who would choke himself-out giving head to a pretzel is not qualified as a true "university."' Is it true your dog peed on you in order to wake you up, georgie? So is it true that your bicycle "race" against Lance Armstrong has "killed" you? Why did... Sign in to see full entry.

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Hey, lil tiny georgie bush! Is it time to kill the world now? - You've lost

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Thursday, October 20, 2011

Bush/Bp tries to "Daisy Chain" a HAARP blast at East Coast! Stop them!

Google 'Animated Atlantic infrared image' and watch as the bad guys try to dump the East Coast into the Atlantic Ocean. The red stuff on this doppler is marking HAARP ion cannon blasts. In six image sequences, you can see ion cannon blasts as they relay power from an Africa based HAARP ion cannon. Judging by the bad guys firing sequence, they believe they can increase the size of the blast's damage by continuing to fire on the original blasts residue. And don't forget to ice your sinks. The... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Cuba fires HAARP cannons at Miami creating greasy rain storm!

Google search "Animated Atlantic infrared image" and watch as Bush/Bp fire HAARP cannons at Florida from Guantanamo Bay. The grease in the rain is from the Bush/BP oil spill in 2010. Why is the Doppler showing brown around the gulf. That's the oil in the air from the GWB spill. A brown Doppler. That's nasty oil. Not smog! Oil in the air! Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 17, 2011

49ers Survive "Twilight Zone," Media Pretends Jim is the 'fall guy.' Hmm...

Let's see if I've got this right. The refs cheat all game long for the Lions and Niners still win. Watch the game! The refs cheated for the Lions the whole way. Anyone who saw the game and has a brain in his head, knows this. The refs carried the Lions and their thousands of, now sore throated fans, throughout. The Niners won, anyway. This is not an attack on Detroit. Congratulations on your renewal as a sports city. Look at your Tigers and Lions. Look at your Red Wings. All of them potential... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 15, 2011

Pac-12 refs cheat against Stanford just like the Pac-10 did

At this very moment, on Versus tv, the pac-12 refs are trying VERY HARD to stop Stanford's 13-game winning streak. The announcer has been saying things like, "I have no idea how that ref came to that decision. No idea at all!" The refs and the Pac 12 are disgracing themselves in front of a national tv audience. The refs have essentially put on Washington State uniforms. They are obviously cheating. Hey Stanford fans! Tune in and push the Cardinal over the top of these cheats. Sign in to see full entry.

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Friday, October 14, 2011

Game of the Week, S.F. at Detroit. Say, what?!

A pair of perennial "cellar-dwellers" battle for the penthouse in this one. The Lions are at 5-0 for the first time "since dirt." The 49ers are at a surprising 4-1. Both teams are good! As a Niner fan, the crowd noise is a somewhat worrisome factor. This will be a real test for Coach Harbaugh. How do you "out-smart" intense crowd noise? It has been a 49er road bugaboo for eons. But if anyone can handle it, Coach Jim can. (And even if he can't, the Niners will still be in first place). Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 13, 2011

Scully says, "You're paranoid, Mulder!" Mulder says, "..."

As always "The X-Files" FBI partners are arguing. Mulder doesn't hesitate as he replies, " Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not 'out to get me!'" (That's my favorite TV line, ever). I find myself in the above position. I suddenly have some next-door "stranger" pounding on my apartment wall. He's apparently trying to make me angry enough to make a mistake. He "smells" like a hit-man. He even looks like a hit-man. He hangs around in the apartment and periodically bangs on my walls.... Sign in to see full entry.

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Scully says, "You're paranoid, Mulder!" Mulder says, "..."

As always the FBI partners are arguing. Mulder doesn't hesitate as he replies, " Just because I'm paranoid, doesn't mean they're not "out to get me!" (That's my favorite TV line, ever). I find myself in the above position. I suddenly have some next-door" stranger" pounding on my apartment wall. He's apparently trying to make me angry enough to make a mistake. He "smells" like a hit-man. He even looks like a hit-man. He hangs around in the apartment and periodically bangs on my walls. He's not a... Sign in to see full entry.

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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Redneck NBA owners side with GWB's "No Basketball" decision

It's the same tired Republican kill the world, crap. As little Georgie is forced to face a worldwide revolution, he continues to be a kill the world idiot. The Wall Street protesters are everywhere, little, dinky, stubby georgie. When will they move from the Koch brothers yard to yours. When was the last time a sports season started in a rational way? It's just little peckerwood georgie bush throwing another punk, snit! All the hundreds of billions, "Dinky Dub" has embezzled from America and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Redneck NBA owners side with GWB's "No Basketball" decision

It's the same tired Republican kill the world, crap. As little Georgie is forced to face a worldwide revolution, he continues to be a kill the world idiot. The Wall Street protesters are everywhere, little, dinky, stubby georgie. When will they move from the Koch brothers yard to yours. When was the last time when a sports season started in a rational way? It's just little peckerwood georgie bush throwing another punk, snit! All the hundreds of billions, Dinky "Dub" has embezzled from America... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 10, 2011

Haiti fires HAARP cannon against N. and S. Carolina

Go to Animated Atlantic infrared image and watch as the Bush Bp guns fire from Haiti and at the American east coast. That "storm" on the southern east coast is being generated by HAARP ion cannons. You can watch as the mad Republican scientists try to murder you. The red stuff on the above listed doppler is from ion cannons being fired from Haiti. Last week the idiots were firing at Texas from Cuba. I guess Bush and the other yee-haws are fry-murdering Texas with drought and now HAARP cannon... Sign in to see full entry.

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Haiti fires HAARP cannon against N. and S. Carolina

Go to Animated Atlantic infrared image and watch as the Bush Bp guns fire from Haiti and at the American east coast. That "storm" on the southern east coast is being generated by HAARP ion cannons. You can watch as the mad Republican scientists try to murder you. The red stuff on the above listed doppler is from ion cannons being fired from Haiti. Last week the idiots were firing at Texas from Cuba. I guess Bush and the other yee-haws are fry-murdering Texas with drought and now HAARP cannon... Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, October 6, 2011

Hey, lil georgie bush! Killin' a planet, hey? What about the ghosts, Runt?

That's what your mother called you, wasn't it George? Runt! You'd sneak up behind her and scare her at the worst possible moment. She'd spill her scalding hot tea on herself. As she screamed in pain, you'd scurry off, laughing. As she chased you like the Bart Simpson you are, she'd scream, you dirty little, Runt. So anyway, "Runt!," What are you going to do about "the ghosts." O.K. I concede the fact you can murder the planet. Release enough oil into our ex-beautiful waters to kill us. Did you... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Hey, Coach Jim! Don't like all the attention? Consider the alternative!

I know all those pats on the back can make you sore in the morning, Coach Harbaugh. You've got the 49ers sitting atop the NFC West. Excuse my congratulations but congratulations! You not only got through the NFL plot to stop you, you did it with panache. You've even begun to understand your ONLY real offensive mismatch, Vernon Davis. You've begun to use him as the mismatch he is. Years of inept 49er coaching, instantly wiped away. You and your Niners will just have to live with all "this... Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, October 3, 2011

Here's an early (or late) Christmas present to "God" -- Godspell!

Here's the coolest prayer, ever. "Day by Day" from the musical, "Godspell." You can watch this one for free on the internet. There's also a magical version by "The Fifth Dimension" available for free. All these voices are great! Day by Day! Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, October 2, 2011

Lake Maracaibo key to "something" about HAARP. Why is the lake red?

Why is American military firing mass-disaster creating HAARP WEAPONS against the American eastern seaboard? Is Lake Maracaibo in Venezuela a key to exposing this criminal conspiracy against humanity. Why is the lake turning red on "the doppler?" Flashing a symbolic stop sign? See Atlantic Animated infrared image to see the lake flash red. Call your congress person and complain about this HAARP murder. Make them stop. For your sake. Now we are discovering that there have been mass die-offs of... Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, October 1, 2011

Hey, New York! Don't let Bush and Obama fire on you from Cuba.

I don't know what all that crap is coming from GWB's HAARP cannons in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. You can see what I'm talking about at "Animated Atlantic infrared image." Cuba is firing on America with Bush's ion cannons, while Prez Obama tries to charm us in the role of planetary pall bearer/grim reaper. HAARP blasts are represented as red on the above doppler I've lived in New York. I'm surprised you are allowing HAARP cannons to fire on you and your loved ones. I'd make a special visit to my... Sign in to see full entry.

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This is what I call "sports and stuff!" I'm starting out with a story that could make the 49ers champions if their coaches are smart enough to read "the instructions." If they fail to read this, oh well, 2009 will just be another losing year. Have you ever wondered why they don't run the option play much in the NFL? Laugh while John Brodie wakes up in the locker room in "my favorite 49er Q.B." Who was the most entertaining recording group ever? Do you believe it's the 1997 Hansons? Well, read on! I've added a story about the guy with what I believe is the best baseball name ever, "Buster Posey." And "get an autograph" from Willie Mays while you annoy Orlando Cepeda and Curt Flood "At the Baseball Card Show..." If you ever wanted to bond with an insect try "The December Butterfly." Why is Blogit great? That's here too! The goal with this blog is to bring "total love" to the entire known universe. If I fall short of that, I'll keep trying or go to "plan B." Whatever that might be

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